Berbatov
is fucking useless.
People who harp on, and on, and on, and on and on about money you owe them, from 2 days ago, when you told them you’d give it to them on a certain date.
Unibrow OFFERED last week to get me gear in the Man United store, since he was going to be over in Manchester. We AGREED that I’d pay him however much it was when it’s charged to his credit card, so I’d know how much they charged him in sterling due to the ever changing currency rate.
He checked his statement on Friday and it had the amount. So I went to write him a cheque but like an idiot, my cheque book had only 2 slips left, one being a “Reorder now!” slip, and the other a ledgement slip, yay. So I ordered one from my bank right then and said I should have the book by Tuesday and he’d get it then. All fine, right? No big deal? Not to me, and certainly wasn’t to him at the time either.
This morning, we’re doing a sweepstakes for Euro2008. We each have 2 teams and everyone gives 5euro and whoever has the winning team gets the lot. So I make a comment about needing that money since I’m collecting it, and gobshite over there makes a smart comment about how wonderful it’d be if I paid my debts. What the fuck.
Fuck off, we had an agreement.
I pretty much told him that. And if he makes one more comment about it I’d kill him, or at least yell a lot or something.
15 mins ago, I’m talking about the match that just started – France v Romania – how it’s me v “the rabbit” in the office as those are our teams (I got feckin’ Romania, typical) and I tell “the rabbit” in a joking way to pay up already. In comes Unibrow with the stupid fucking comment again.
Like seriously. Argh.
I use way more f words in talking to him about bringing it up again than I did in this post. A lot, lot more.
So there’s construction going on near our building, and they need to turn off the electricity from 4pm today to 4pm-ish tomorrow. No power means we get to go home at 3pm-ish today and stay at home all day tomorrow. Cool or what?!
Still gotta do some work, but doing it from home is awesome. And I have to do some stuff for the boss tonight which will run late (like 3am late), so I don’t have to work early tomorrow morning.
Perfect, as I was planning to leave work early tomorrow to get ready for the BBQ anyway.
Unibrow and the rest of the guys from work are coming too. Unibrow supports Chelsea, or well, anyone but Man United. Now, all my family supports United, so I’ve warned him. If he dares open his mouth, he will be killed.
The father bought a boat, so he did. Spent most of the weekend out on it. Unibrow has impecible timing though. Called me on Sunday RIGHT as I was trying to get out of the boat. I mean, only him.
We managed to get the dog into the boat too
He was terrified hehe, but he came around after a few minutes and then loved it.
Which is cool, ’cause he had a bit of an injury. It was his fault!
I was throwing a tennis ball for him on Friday night, and at one stage, I was too lazy to bend down and pick it up, so just went to kick it. Hard. He anticipated what direction the ball was going to go in, too well thogh. Ran straight into my kicked at full force ball, smack into the side of the head
I rushed over to him and he was like a little baby. Curled up in my lap and blinking his eye like crazy. Tried to get him up to bring into the house, but he wasn’t interested in moving away from being mollycoddled hehe. Eventually got up so I went to bring in the ball too. Soon as he saw me with the ball in hand he jumps around the place, stops blinking and waits for me to throw it. Big faker!
Eye was a bit bloodshot for a day or so but he was and is fine
And spoilt rotten.
Apparantly, I have been informed, that wasps sting not bite, so thanks for that clarfication.
Picky bastards
Man United beat Barce 1-0 last night to make it to the Champion’s League final in Moscow! Frickin’ AWESOME! Oh my god, I had tears. One of my mates nearly had a heart attack, I think his face is still red actually.



And our hero in the golden moment:

On a side note:

hehe
RUSSIA HERE WE COME!
Didn’t get a chance to get near this yesterday, work too busy and then just too lazy in general
Kinda disappointed over the Man U match the other night. Ronaldo missed a penalty and drew 0-0 in the end, but 0-0 isn’t a bad result by any means, just would have loved the away goal
If he had scored the penalty, would’ve been a different match altogether!
Here’s to Old Trafford on Tuesdays! And here’s to at least drawing, hopefully winning!, against Chelsea tomorrow. Kick off for Chelsea match is 12:45pm, and I have to go out of town for the morning so gonna be an early Saturday morning, no sleep in
Anyway enough about sport, for now
Unibrow has decided to share my office with me, yay……not. hehe, nah in all fairness it’s just the constant talking that’ll get me.
But yeah, as I said, I’m perfect :p