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Archive for May, 2009

creepy old men

May-28-2009 By beib

Are creepy. Yesterday I was visiting my grandfather in the hospital and I was the first one there when visiting hours were started. He’s in a bed in a room with 2 other old men.

I sat down at his bed side, between him and another old guy. We were talking away when the other guy offers my grandfather a sweet and then turns to me and says: “Want a sweetie little girl?”…..bwhahahahaha.

It was totally innocent but sheesh hehe

Blasted United lost to Barce last night, but the better team won. Grats Barce!

this just in

May-27-2009 By beib

Unibrow watches, and loves, the Hallmark channel.

hehe

i have a shadow

May-26-2009 By beib

It’s name is Unibrow.

Got a package delivered to us there about an hour ago. Unibrow runs to intercept the delivery guy, being how nosey he is, but I get there first and claim the package. Unibrow is dying to know who the package is from and what’s in it.

Ive kept it unopened for ages, really slow to do anything with it, and Unibrow keeps hovering around me doing random things and asking about the package.

Nearly an hour I kept this up for and it was driving him mad. He’s so damn nosey.

colours

May-20-2009 By beib

I haven’t been here in a while, lots going on and just never got around to it, but I was just outside for a cigarette and thought of my blog so I will update it more.

But let’s start with unibrow, as usual.

Outside, in the glorious sunshine, enjoying the weather having a break. The Rabbit starts going on about the colour of the sun, asking what is that big white thing in the sky. Now ok, yes the sun is yellow/orange-ish as we all know, but it’s so bright today it’s shining like white.

Not to unibrow! Unibrow starts arguing that the sun currently is yellow, yes it is but it’s so bright it’s like white.

There’s a van parked across the road from our offices, so the Rabbit asks unibrow what colour is the van, since the sun is currently the same colour.

Unibrow goes, “The main part is white but there is black,  grey and red on it too and the sun isn’t black grey or red.”

*shakes head*

On a depressing note, I turn 30 this coming Sunday. Yay?